April 20, 2015

KVR Gaming Update 82: Another Day, Another Pancake Mixed With Brown Sugar and Three Spoonfuls of Honey Syrup

Hello again everyone! Hot on the heels of my decision to start reviewing again every week, I've changed the structure of said reviews up a bit. 

Instead of trying to cram a review in at the end of a potentially long Content Rundown, or "Parent's Guide" as we'll start calling them, effective this week, I will separate the Parent's Guide and Review, posting the former on Wednesday and the latter on Friday. 

Repeat: Parent's Guide on Wednesday, Review on Friday. Unless the Parent's Guide is based on a video walkthrough and not on my own playthrough, then reviews will not be posted. I'll still have to figure something out in this event.

Before I go any further, I want to make it clear: The Parent's Guide will be useful for ANYONE who wants to know about the content in a game, not just parents. The reason why we call it a Parent's Guide now, is because our main audience will be parents, and secondly gamers.

As a result, Parent's Guides will also be a lot more formal than these updates and the reviews. No, I'm not talking about "Those EULAs Which Everyone Always Skips Over" level of formal, but still some level of seriousness to provide parents with clear and concise detail.

Reviews will still be a part of this site, and I'll still be here to make cheesy jokes and engage in conversation with my loyal followers. If all goes well, I'll be able to do so more than usual.  

This is exciting news for the site, and for me as well, as we finally have a clear vision for the future. I look forward to all of our future adventures!

Now where did I put that blessed pancake...?

April 08, 2015

Hitman: Blood Money Full Review

"You got a spare socket for my phone charger?"

Reviewed By: KVR (Head Writer)

Verdict: Mature Gamers Only (For Brutally Violent Content and Frequent Suggestive Material)

Release Date: May 2006

Developer: IO Interactive

Publisher: Eidos Interactive

Platforms: Windows, PlayStation 2, Xbox, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, OnLive

Genre: Stealth

April 06, 2015

KVR Gaming Update 81: Blood Money

Hello again, everyone! How are you today?

I recently went for my Maths and Science exams for The GED and just want to let you know that I passed both of them very well. I need to do three more exams, which I expect to pass, then I'll have my certificate.

Anyway, with that aside, this week's review is going to be of Hitman Blood Money. There's a lot of ground to cover in the game, so I decided to give you most pertinent content, but I do hope you guys find it useful.

I'm going to try and do reviews every week again, starting next month. It's official now. I hope you guys enjoy. :)

March 30, 2015

KVR Gaming Update 80: Prepare for Your Examination!

Yay, title change. These updates are pretty far away from a journal in any case, so there you go. This will be short: I have exams tomorrow, so as a result of the constant studying leading up to then, there will not be any new posts, Content Rundowns or Reviews this week.


In other news, reviews will commence again next week!


Jokes aside, I've seriously been thinking about ways to put up reviews every week again. I've decided that the best method will be to schedule a review months in advance, and use the system of: "Important review every two weeks, secondary review in the gaps."

Articles may also be making a comeback, but this is a definite "maybe". I got severely burned out the last time I did this, so I'm going to be rather careful.

Before I go, I just want to let you know that I've started posting on my other site, Lyriticus, again. I had a long hiatus, but am trying to get back in the swing of things. Check it out.  Please.

Lastly, don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube Channel for entertainment in the meantime. Go. Enjoy it. Now. Thanks. Goodbye.

Until next time. ;)

March 25, 2015

Game of Thrones: Iron from Ice Content Rundown

The game of Game of Thrones. By Telltale Games. Of thrones.

Reviewed By: KVR (Head Writer)

Verdict: Undetermined (Contains Strong Violence and Strong Language Including Graphic Sexual References)

Release Date: December 2014

Developer/Publisher: Telltale Games

Platforms: PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, iOS, Android, OS X, Windows

Genre: Point-and-Click Adventure